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Det nye I wasted my time?
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Naughty Lola

For alle oss som sluker og elsker rare kontaktannonser: The London Review of Books har utgitt en fantastisk samling av sine sære, triste og hysterisk morsomme personal ads. Hvem kan vel motså disse?

"Love is strange - wait 'till you see my feet. F, 34, wide-fitting Scholl's."

"Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad."

"Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not."

"Woman, 56, much happier now. Currently at peace with herself and the world. Seeks dependable significant other who doesn't mind listening. Must like cats and darkness."

"Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth."

"Yes, sir. I can boogie. Man. Academic. 62. Quite possibly gay."

"I'd like to dedicate this advert to my mother (difficult cow, 65) who is responsible for me still being single at 36. Man. 36. Single. Held at home by years of subtle emotinal abuse and at least 19 fake heart-attacks."

http://www.amazon.com/They-Call-Me-Naughty-Lola/dp/1416540296

Enjoy!